Are you sitting down? Are you bored? Are you looking to revamp your wardrobe? If you answered “maybe” to any of those questions, then please PLEASE please take a moment and read this six-page “dress code” from Cornell University’s Pi Phi sorority that got leaked. To say that I find this amusing is an understatement: I want to meet the Head BItch of this henhouse!
Before you tuck in to this glorious manifesto, allow me to share my own experience of with sororities: When I was in college, the uniform of rushees was probably the most criminal, most heinous outfit ever to come out of late 90s/early 00′s. What it was: Crisp, oxford shirts (either light pink or baby blue ONLY), pearl necklace and/or pearl studs, black “sex pants” which were really flared yoga pants, and…New Balance sneakers. You know, the kind that are really intended for trail-hiking. (Kelley’s assessment of this outfit: “I threw up my especially great salad.”)
Anyway. Here are some choice snippets from the House of Pi Phi:
“Denim-legging is appropriate as long as it’s done right: aka, not from American Apparel, and worn with chic, cool chunky boots over them and a longer top. NO camel toe.”
“If you’re wearing cheapo shoes, make sure they don’t look it.”
“You don’t need to pile on the makeup, but you need to look like someone they’d die to hang out with.”
“You best have a mani pedi when you get to Ithaca.”
Read the rest of the amazingness here.