I remember when I was in seventh grade, we were pulled out of a last class to watch the drama club put on a show that had something to do with martians and this blonde girl who was the “evil alien witch” wore a sequins pink unitard and spun around to the dulcet tones of Nirvana’s Comes As You Are. By the way, I am the only person from my seventh grade class who remembers this play AT ALL (and thanks to Facebook, I am in contact with a lot of my former junior high schoolmates and we don’t really say much except the obligatory “Happy Birthday”), but that’s not the point. The point is that now, I can say with full confidence that this play was not only real, but it is now being actualized some eleven later by Lady GaGa.
Also, Lady GaGa, please be careful that you don’t poke your eyeball out with that silver thing. I think Kelley would mourn if you tripped on your bedazzled hoofed pantyhosed shoes and sustained an injury from your prop.